cigarettes and iced black coffee for the next 23 hours.

Tennyson, you write some good stuff. But this is crap.

“Man for the field and woman for the hearth:

Man for the sword and for the needle she:

Man with the head and woman with the heart:

Man to command and woman to obey;

All else confusion.”

Crap.

My HP reader is wonderful. I write something about Emerson tainting gender-neutral pronouns by connecting them with overt masculinity, and she responds by telling my to ask my fiance whether masculinity is inherently bad and “taints” things. 

Haaaaaaaa.